09.20.04
Unexplained Downtime
http://www.ordersomewherechaos.com/uptime.txt returned “success”.
It was last reached by Uptime at 2004-09-20 07:07:40 (Eastern Time (New York)).
Currently our database thinks it is 2004-09-20 18:47:00.
In other words, your server has been unreachable for approximately 699 minutes.
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Oh… well okay then.