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It finally makes sense. All those years of Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwartzenwhatever, and Clint Eastwood have finally sunk in and the American people are ready for action.

Those in-flight action films? They were Suplemental Training Material.

Hollywood has been training the American Public to be Terrorist Resistance Cells for 20 years. The Industro-Entertainment-Military Complex has simply been putting out these films in order to give us, the average Joe and Jane the ability to fight back in incredible situations.

When it comes to that point in your life, one question will stick in your head:

“What Would Bruce Do?”

Kick ass.

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