11.04.01
Humourous Security Alert
Subject: Security Alert
To: All employees
We’ve just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of this building. Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Playin, and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.
Security has advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, in our office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he’s Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. There is currently no one fitting that description.
Thank you.
The Management