06.15.04
Listen Up Zombies!
Dear Straight Dope:
After watching Dawn of the Dead, I am left to wonder about one thing: If we were to suffer an apocalypse where most of the living became flesh-eating zombies, how long, assuming I survived, would I continue to receive hydroelectricity from my power company?
Straight Dope Staff Report: When the zombies take over, how long till the electricity fails?